Last One on the Blog Train

So let's just recap what's gone on in the world of pop-culture since I took hiatus (in no particular order)

Paris went back to jail
Paris was let out of jail
Paris was sentenced to jail
Lohan played with knives
Brit got extensions (now that her hair's long enough - MY RUMOR TO START: She plays NYC Gay Pride this year, COME BACK GIRL, COME BACK!)
I found solace in Miss Cleo
I ballooned back up to a healthy beefy 220#
Red hanky to the right (let's see how many of you get that one)
Janet finished a movie
Janet stopped tour production
Janet changed labels to Interscope
Janet started a new album again (maybe third time's a charm)
Madonna's working with JT and Timberland (talk about changing directions)
Rosie left The View
Someone won the most boring season of Survivor yet
LOST flashed forward
Edie Brit hung herself

Oh and the list could go on and on and on (especially with me)

I feel ready to contribute now, especially with a digital camera now in tow...look for pictures from the 'bucks float for Pride (and subsequent pictures of Alegria before and after...) but for now here's the tattoo pic I've promised for over a year now: (and now that I'm itchin for a new one...)